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You can install Klingon Anti-Virus on most computers running
Microsoft Windows (Windows XP/2000/2003/Vista including 64 bit,
Duotronic and M-Series Multitronic versions) that satisfy the
system requirements, with the following exceptions:
* do not install on a computer where Sophos Anti-Virus is
already installed
* it is recommended that you do not install it on a server,
because when you remove the tool, you must reboot the computer.
* it is recommended that you do not install it on Androids fitted
positronic emotion-chips because when you remove the tool, the
reboot may trigger a psychotic episode
* please note this software is not compatible with the version of
Microsoft .NET Framework (build 7 of version 9.0) used by Borg
assimilation routines
* Isolinear and Bioneural systems are not supported in this release
* due to the current scarcity of 23rd and 24th Century test systems
we are unable to fully substantiate the above claims
Once you have installed the tool, right-click on the shield icon in the
task bar, open Klingon Anti-Virus, and click 'De'wI'wIj Hotlh' (Scan My
Computer). This will initiate a background scan of your local disks.
Known problems
* (CL 43125.8) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove Rogue Nanites from
the central core. To remove establish negotiation using Android or
system running OS X 10.6 and deposit on nearest uninhabited moon
* (CL 41209.2) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove the Tsiolkovsky
Polywater Virus from carbon units (including near-simulations running on
positronic hardware). Please report to the medical bay immediately.
* (CL 42609.1) Klingon Anti-Virus cannot detect or remove Iconian
Root-kits without a clean boot from an uninfected device.